The Modern Christmas Story

“Aagghh, I think I’m having a baby. Joseph help me.” Mary ran to the door and went to the nearest hotel which happened to be an Accor hotel. Accor hotels are usually really busy so Joseph drove to the next hotel in his blue smart car with Mary yelling in the back because she was in so much pain not to mention wanted to find somewhere to sleep.

Now because Joseph had an iPhone he was able to get the internet up and to get instructions on how to get to the nearest hotel by going onto Google Earth.

Unfortunately the hotel was all full up but they did have a suite but it was £1000, as you might have guessed this hotel was a Hilton hotel!!!!!

Joseph told a little lie and said he would pay the hotel after their stay. So once they were in their suite some hippies who worked in the fields saw a shooting star. Now because they were punks they thought it was a rocket so they for some bazaar reason and watched it land in the Hilton hotel Mary and Joseph were in and decided to go to the hotel. However none off the 3 hippies knew how to get there so they got into their 7 seated murk and got the sat nav out!

Once hours of bickering between the hippies because the sat nav ran out of charge they finally arrived at the hotel and ran into the suite without asking and looked at Mary lying on the floor in pain.

“Aagghh, who on earth are you. Can’t you ever leave a woman in peace to have her little prince?”  “Sorry I guess it’s just a habit we three hippies have” said one of the hippies.

Mary and Joseph looked at them and called the police. However the police were not much help either because once they heard some one called Mary and Joseph had hippies on their suite they didn’t think it was true so they phoned the hotel and the hotel security came to the room, but once again they were not security they were 3 kings (or so they say) giving Mary and Joseph gifts!!!!!

After an hour of Mary and Joseph getting the hippies and kings (so they say) out of their suite Mary fell to the floor with a big bump. Joseph couldn’t wake her up so called the ambulance straight away and carried Mary to her bed (so romantic.)

Once the ambulance came they put Mary in the ambulance and rushed of to the New York hospital. They put Mary straight into the bed and got her ready for her baby prince’s birth, but then the doctor’s realised Mary didn’t have any pulse!!!!

Mary had died from the pressure from the angel Gabrielle who kept popping up in her dreams, the hippies and kings and then the travelling.

The pressure had been too much so the baby prince was born and Mary didn’t live past 30!!!

by Megan Earl