The Modern Christmas Story

A few days ago there was a lady called Mary. She lived in London. She was engaged to a millionaire. The millionaire was called Joseph.

One day when they went to a sushi restaurant they had been given a fortune cookie. Mary opened it up and it said you are going to have a very special baby. The baby would be God’s son.

Later that day after Josephs meeting at the Prime Minister’s house they went for a little walk. Mary said, “you think those fortune cookies are true”. “No”, said Joseph. All they are trying to do is make you go back to the sushi bar. “I don’t feel so well now that you have said that Joseph. I am going to lye down in the pool. I will be back later”.

As she got home she saw lots of men carrying their luxury stuff out of the mansion. “What are you doing?” said Mary. “We are carrying out your stuff”.

A few hours later when she was on the computer she saw a line of numbers she translated them in to words and it said “you must run to the hospital because you are having a baby in five minutes”.

She pet on her coat and whizzed out the door in a flash. She jumped in to the limo and said, “take me to the hospital”. But there was no driver. Then she remembered that there was no limo because everything had gone so she ran for her life.

She got the hospital and fainted because it was Christmas and there was hay and animals.  She had her baby it was see through; it was a robot.

The three nurses came to her and said, “this is for you”. She had given a thousand pounds and said what are you doing she said I was just updating the system. And so did the other three.

by Gregor Welton